In the land of bonnie Scotland lives a Doctor of great fame
In a place called Tannochbrae and Dr. Finlay is his name
All the ladies of the parish, we'll they're bold and quite demur
Will agree with you and me that Dr. Finlay is the cure

Oh Dr. Finlay we will all agree
Is without a doubt a chout to tout
The finest wee GP
He travels far in his little car
And all the ladies say
We never eat an apple
'Cos it keeps th Doctor away

To thinly Dr. Finlay is a fine young man
And I'm proud to be housekeeper to him and Dr. Cameron
Sometimes I hear them argue and the air turns blue
But I'm the last one and I just say um ohh

Oh Dr. Finlay we will all agree
Is without a doubt the chout to tout
The finest wee GP
He travels far in his little car
And all the ladies say
Oh we'd never eat an apple
'Cos it keeps th Doctor away

A may the Dr. Finlay he's a stickler for the truth
He thinks his prayer just makes him perfect and he's the confidcence of youth
He insists on modern methods in the medical dominion
But as the man with the wooden leg said it's a matter of opinion

Oh Dr. Finlay we will all agree
Is without a doubt the chout to tout
The finest wee GP
He travels far in his little car
And all the ladies say
Oh we'd never eat an apple
'Cos it keeps th Doctor away

Dr. Finlay may I remind you that you aren't always right
Take the case of old McPherson you diagnosed the other night
You pronounced the man to be dead, had us all in quite a funk
The poor old soul was dead alright, man dead drunk

Oh Dr. Finlay we will all agree
Is without a doubt the chout to tout
The finest wee GP
He travels far in his little car
And all the ladies say
Oh we'd never eat an apple
'Cos it keeps th Doctor away
